Contract menjadi girlfriend

Mencari pasangan dengan cara contract. Yeah, hebat tak ? Mari cuba, mana tau best. Hahaha. Contract selama setahun, tapi tiada warranty lah. Sorry. Tapi kan, boleh terminated bila-bila masa sahaja, no worries. Aku serious ni. Aku dah terdesak nak gf. Marilah jadi gf aku. Aku seorang LOSER yang hebat. Aku pasti, korang akan puas hati !

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Terima kasih.

20 Ayat Memikat Wanita #2

Sekarang pukul 4.21am, aku masih berjaga. Bukan jadi jaga, tapi terjaga. Alang-alang terjaga, blogwalking + update blog + pimp my blog = tidur. :D

Oh, entry siri ke-2, cara-cara mengorat lelaki atau perempuan.  Apa, tak baca yang first punya lagi ? Takpe, click sini ye. Terima kasih, sama-sama. Okay, mari kita teruskan ye anak-anak murid. Dr.Love nak mula mengajar ni. Tumpukan perhatian semua.

1. Don't be so picky... I wasn't!
2. Falling for you would be a very short trip.
3. Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.
4. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
5. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
6. Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.
7. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
8. Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.
9. Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.
10. What do you like for breakfast?
11. You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
12. You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.
13. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
14. You sure have a great looking tooth.
15. I wish I were sine squared and you were cosined squared, because together we could be one.
16. I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
17. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? [No, why?] 'Cause I can see me in your pants.
18. May I have some kisses up here, please.
19. If a star fell from the sky every time I thought about you, then tonight the sky would be empty.
20. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

Semoga berjaya ye murid-murid. Source from Romancestuck.com

20 Ayat Memikat Wanita #1

Cool isnt ?

Maybe some of you guys wondering, what is the most cool pickup lines to used over a women or  man. Here's the list that might be help you to win a women or man. And maybe this will help you guys.

1. I'm a raindrop and I'm falling for you.
2. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
3. I must be a Snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
4. I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn't so shy, I would tell you who it is.
5. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
6. Are you religious? [Why?] Because you're the answer to my prayers.
7. Can I lick that film off your teeth?
8. Can you give me directions...to your heart?
9. Did they just take you out of the oven? [No, why?] Because you're hot!
10. Do you have a map? [No, why?] Because I just got lost in your eyes.
11. Don't be so picky... I wasn't!
12. Falling for you would be a very short trip.
13. Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.
14. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
15. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
16. Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.
17. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
18. Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.
19. Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.
20. What do you like for breakfast?

via romancestuck.com

Kerana Chenta

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"Here, catch this casket; it is worth the pains.
I am glad 'tis night, you do not look on me,
For I am much ashamed of my exchange:
But love is blind and lovers cannot see
The pretty follies that themselves commit;
For if they could, Cupid himself would blush
To see me thus transformed to a boy."

                from The Merchant Of Venice

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"i need love
not some sentimental prison
i need god
not the political church
i need fire
to melt this frozen sea inside me
i need love"

From Sixpence None The Richer

All I need is Love

"She is no longer in control
she can no longer resist the pull
she pulls the trigger
and falls to the ground
as the gun made not but a muffled sound."

Cant you feel the Pain ?